My brother was working in our dad’s dime store one day. It was late summer and bathing suits were 25% off. A woman got two and wanted 50% off. He almost said, “Why don’t you get 4 so they’ll be free?” but realized that she would probably take him seriously.
seanfear 2 months ago
No. you subtract.
cheap_day_return 2 months ago
Steve didn’t know what to say. A blonde joke was happening right in front of him.
tremaine53 2 months ago
“But then you’d have to apply for a Breeding Permit from Microsoft. You can’t just reproduce these phones willy-nilly!”
Corpse Horn Light Premium Member 2 months ago
No, but it is kind of like having whatever Samsung phone came out at least a year before it. Only not as good.
willie_mctell 2 months ago
My brother was working in our dad’s dime store one day. It was late summer and bathing suits were 25% off. A woman got two and wanted 50% off. He almost said, “Why don’t you get 4 so they’ll be free?” but realized that she would probably take him seriously.
gopher gofer 2 months ago
add one more and you’ll have an iphone 24… ☺
Chris Sherlock 2 months ago
New math.
davidob 2 months ago
Will it double our phoniness?
davidob 2 months ago
Sure, ’tis the apple of our eye.
markkahler52 2 months ago
Wait till you see the AI iPhone cubed!!
FireAnt_Hater 2 months ago
Blonds aren’t any dumber than redheads or brunettes or whatever. The woman who played the ditzy woman on ‘Friends’ is quite intelligent.
mistercatworks 2 months ago
I’m pretty sure an iPhone 8 would be a junk collector’s item by now, since they were discontinued in 2020 and became unsupported in 2023. :)
(Yes you can buy them but security is no longer guaranteed)