My brother was working in our dad’s dime store one day. It was late summer and bathing suits were 25% off. A woman got two and wanted 50% off. He almost said, “Why don’t you get 4 so they’ll be free?” but realized that she would probably take him seriously.
seanfear 25 days ago
No. you subtract.
cheap_day_return 25 days ago
Steve didn’t know what to say. A blonde joke was happening right in front of him.
tremaine53 25 days ago
“But then you’d have to apply for a Breeding Permit from Microsoft. You can’t just reproduce these phones willy-nilly!”
Corpse Horn Light Premium Member 24 days ago
No, but it is kind of like having whatever Samsung phone came out at least a year before it. Only not as good.
willie_mctell 24 days ago
My brother was working in our dad’s dime store one day. It was late summer and bathing suits were 25% off. A woman got two and wanted 50% off. He almost said, “Why don’t you get 4 so they’ll be free?” but realized that she would probably take him seriously.
gopher gofer 24 days ago
add one more and you’ll have an iphone 24… ☺
Chris Sherlock 24 days ago
New math.
davidob 24 days ago
Will it double our phoniness?
davidob 24 days ago
Sure, ’tis the apple of our eye.
markkahler52 23 days ago
Wait till you see the AI iPhone cubed!!
FireAnt_Hater 18 days ago
Blonds aren’t any dumber than redheads or brunettes or whatever. The woman who played the ditzy woman on ‘Friends’ is quite intelligent.
mistercatworks 18 days ago
I’m pretty sure an iPhone 8 would be a junk collector’s item by now, since they were discontinued in 2020 and became unsupported in 2023. :)
(Yes you can buy them but security is no longer guaranteed)