Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for October 14, 2024

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    seanfear  25 days ago

    No. you subtract.

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    cheap_day_return  25 days ago

    Steve didn’t know what to say. A blonde joke was happening right in front of him.

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    tremaine53  25 days ago

    “But then you’d have to apply for a Breeding Permit from Microsoft. You can’t just reproduce these phones willy-nilly!”

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    Corpse Horn Light Premium Member 24 days ago

    No, but it is kind of like having whatever Samsung phone came out at least a year before it. Only not as good.

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    willie_mctell  24 days ago

    My brother was working in our dad’s dime store one day. It was late summer and bathing suits were 25% off. A woman got two and wanted 50% off. He almost said, “Why don’t you get 4 so they’ll be free?” but realized that she would probably take him seriously.

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    gopher gofer  24 days ago

    add one more and you’ll have an iphone 24… ☺

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    Chris Sherlock  24 days ago

    New math.

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    davidob  24 days ago

    Will it double our phoniness?

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    davidob  24 days ago

    Sure, ’tis the apple of our eye.

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    markkahler52  23 days ago

    Wait till you see the AI iPhone cubed!!

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    FireAnt_Hater  18 days ago

    Blonds aren’t any dumber than redheads or brunettes or whatever. The woman who played the ditzy woman on ‘Friends’ is quite intelligent.

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    mistercatworks  18 days ago

    I’m pretty sure an iPhone 8 would be a junk collector’s item by now, since they were discontinued in 2020 and became unsupported in 2023. :)

    (Yes you can buy them but security is no longer guaranteed)

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