Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 28, 2024

go with the goat farmer

I would go with goat surgeon or toe farmer.

I’m with Trout—best to keep a low profile these days.

Do both! I’m sure there’ll be plenty of toe injuries on a Goat Farm…

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Trout has the correct idea. Low expectations have the best chance for success.

Since she’s always dumpster diving, she probably smells like one.

A rule-maker is quite different from a rule-follower.

Indeed, rule-makers are generally incapable of rule-following because of their lack of social awareness, discipline, intellect, and integrity.

See Trumptard.

Agnes was born with nothing and it appears she has most of it left.

To make a living doing toe surgery, best move to a town with a lot of soccer players

Today is National Chocolate Day.

And tomorrow is National Oatmeal Day

Chameleon. Good job.

i still finding it hard to decide. male model is probably out of the question at this point. maybe i can herd mushrooms… ☺

That’s what I do: mill around and try to blend in.