Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 07, 2024

Well, their party won. He should be celebrating, not working the sidewalk.

And, a pizza is not round. It’s flat! (The Flat Pizza Society)

Just as long as he realizes the Earth is banana shaped.

Run past the Flat Ulence Society table.

When you get to the Flat Uranuses table, keep on going… turn the other cheek.

He won’t admit he’s been moon-ipulated.

When know what happened when the flat spacers got into the physics departments!

,According to data gathered by Cassini, Saturn will lose its rings in about 100,000,000 years.

Jupiter watch out for the next booth.

If the earth were flat cats would have knocked everything off by now.

The observable universe is spatially flat. I have a tire that’s low but it is not quite flat, is it spatially full?

Ah, but the rings are relatively flat.