Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 06, 2024

Calling us humans, “Mean” is actually being nice to us.

Just an expression, Florence!

Phoebe is a meanie. THat’s for sure. SNS

I never thought of it that way. Always the “lights out” version of that saying. I like this one better

Especially today.

Totally.

[Hearing Foghorn Leghorn in my head:] It’s a joke son! You didn’t get it! I’m handin’ ‘em out and you’re droppin’ ’em!

Pheebs can be kinda mean, sometimes, since she’s 9-10(I forget), but If I’m being real with you all, you guys can be or are a lot meaner. Even I am, though I tend to be a better person online.

Where did the spider go?

Stay safe, Dana.

Really, I’ve never heard anyone say that phrase without meaning to be mean.

Idioms are confusing to magical creatures.

Marge Simpson [sadly]: Kids can be so cruel.

Bart Simpson: We can? Thanks, Mom! [Bart runs off-screen]

[offscreen] *whap!

[offscreen] Lisa Simpson: Oww!