Herman by Jim Unger for November 05, 2024

The pressure is on!

Dr. Python

Could you hurry it up, Doc? My feet are starting to go numb.

I’ve had blood pressure tests on my legs. It felt like they would explode!

All over actually.

Mine dropped down to 75/36 a couple of weeks back. They want to do an autopsy to figure out why I’m still alive and thus not a candidate for an autopsy. Maybe soon. They can but hope.

Now to REALLY test your pressure, we’re gonna simulate you walking through the jungle, when out of a tree drops a 33 foot anaconda……..

Just gotta find it. Gimme time.

A lot of that going around today.

It’s like getting a mammogram for the whole body!!

soon we will see your eyes!!!!!

The doctor will squeeze the pressure bulb until the patient’s eyes pop out.

He just wants to the squeeze on you.

“You’re gonna be the size of a Thanksgiving parade balloon.”

I’d have been up and gone as soon as this quack started wrapping me up like a mummy.