MythTickle by Justin Thompson for May 15, 2009

The Ying-Yang Express apparently “don’t need no stinkin’ tracks”!

i think, therefore I am.

Sisyphos No tracks, just a carbon footprint.

@ cleokaya, then it would be The Little Engine called Rene Descartes.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender asks, “would you like a drink?” Rene replies, “I think not” and disappears in a puff of logic.

I like this one better.coz I don’t know who that is ;)

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman”how much for a drink” to which the barman replies” for you”,”no charge”

It’s Rosie (Thomas’s friend)from the Railways series.

@Phaze58, that’s as bad as the Hydrogen atom walking down the street with a friend, who suddenly says, “Oh, no, I lost my electron somewhere!”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m positive!”

:-P

“Cogito, ergo sum!”

Nothing worse than losing your “train” of thought!

Dypak, Should it not be in this case, Cogito, ergo “choo”?

HAHAHAHA! Fantastic!

Not much of a train - no passenger or freight cars. Could be Alzheimer’s onset - Sundowner’s syndrome.

jestrfyl says: Dypak, Should it not be in this case, Cogito, ergo “choo”? — That has got to be one of the funniest remarks I’ve ever seen on here. Especially since you one-upped me so grandly! I bow to a master, your kung-fu is superior. My only excuse is that I was at work and the boss was fast approaching! -grin-

ying-yang, cling-clang, choo-choo, that’s where you lose it, chugga-chugga, as well.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume

Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya ‘Bout the raising of the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away–

Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.

‘I drink, therefore I am.’

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker,

But a bugger when he’s pissed.

My compliments to all you Python fans out there. My respects to Eric Idle, who had a beautiful mind. A pretty risqué song, with no bleeps! 

And I needed to add this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQycQ8DABvc

Lemon Curry?

what does python language have to do with that? I’m only a N00B python student, so i might be missing something.

Shadowwriter Dypak’s post was Monty Python’s Philosophers’ Song. Train of thought, mantra, philosphy, etc…

Pretty good song by Eric Idle, hadn’t heard that one before, thanks a lot for posting it Dypak. It sounds very similar to the “Knights of the Round Table” song from Holy Grail.

shadowwriter says: what does python language have to do with that? I’m only a N00B python student, so i might be missing something.

Yes you did. Read charlie37133’s comment immediately preceding Dypak’s 0524 PDT [1224z]

jumping on the esoteric joke train…

One day two atom bombs were talking when one sighed and said “I wish I were a bullet”. His friend choked out in shock “Why? You’re a mighty atom bomb, capable of killing millions in one breath! Why would you want to be a tiny, insignificant bullet?” To which he replied with a sigh… “I miss the personal touch.”

Just for everyone’s information, Justin Thompson is today’s guest cartoonist for LOB; http://www.legendofbill.com/

Hugh B. Hayve says: Just for everyone’s information, Justin Thompson is today’s guest cartoonist for LOB — Thanks Hugh! That was pretty cool. Now I have to add LOB to my already extensive list of non-gocomics sites I visit. Sigh. — I wonder how the dragon would feel if the Barbarian ate his own sunburn peels? (@ LOB)

Thanks for the nod, folks. There will be an announcement for the ‘Legend Of Bill’ strip under tomorrow’s MythTickle strip. Please feel free to bombard the ‘Legend Of Bill’s’ comment section (below the comic) with witty remarks about the strip. He’ll love it and so will I. Cheers.