Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 01, 2024

Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

In the jungle, the mighty jungle

The lion sleeps tonight

Doesn’t sound like a “feast on organs and entrails” song, but what do I know?

Perhaps “The Circle of Life” would be sort of appropriate, though I’d think he’d want something with a bit more drama. Also, he seems to be forgetting that lions are cats.

One night I brought home a lunchbag stuffed full of warm steak scraps. My 3 GSD’s made it clear that sack was to be emptied into their bowls immediately!

Inner wolf indeed.

Mmmmm, warm kibble….

May I suggest To Die For? That’ll get you moving!

My little dog hunted down and killed part of a bagel once.

When stalking the mighty kibble bags of the kitchengetto it is a wise couch wolf that knows when to adjust the ambience to suite the mood. Hey Poncho, remember the music from “Elephant Walk”, with John Wayne?

This strip is so brilliant

Send the dogs ahead and try for the broken bag discount.

Wolf looking at a Pomeranian: What happened? Wolf looking at a Malinois: That’s better.

“no? well, how about Born to be Wild then??”

Oh no, I have a small terrier, my neighbor has chickens. They like to fly over the fence and Rat loves chicken. There have been 3 sacrifices in the last 6 months. Rat is getting fat and she listens for the clucks.