The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 01, 2024

Batman’s guano cleanup.

Do you think Alfred can do it all by himself?

Superman’s phone bill wrecking all those booths, he would have a tough time finding one today!

[nerd alert] Johnny Storm, the Human Torch, actually had a baddie named The Asbestos Man. For some reason, we haven’t heard from that guy in a while…

Shazam and the Fury of Toffee, couldn’t get the magic word out.

What a painful search in Google, the original was totally hidden with the latest movies and failures.

During the development of MRI’s, one of the problems that had to be solved was that the computer disks collecting the information kept getting wiped because of the strong magnets used.

Clever as always, but I don’t get the Green Lantern and wood and the color yellow.

Bruce’s tailor bill just seems to compound his problems — it always makes him angry.

I think the Bruce Banner one is the funniest and the most spot on. :-)

Will some kind soul please explain about the Green Lantern?

I’m curious as to why Scott had to create “Visine Skin”, when lotion and cocoa butter are already available…

For Dr. Fate: destiny. For Dr. Strange: normality.

Is Batman’s weakness rabies?

Superman’s at the bar getting sloshed on krypton-wine.

Mighty Mouse – Cat Woman.

Spider-Man is deathly afraid of water spouts ever since the accident with the Itsy Bitsy Spider (his first true love.)

The God of Thunder doesn’t really have a weakness, but if you insult him he becomes a little Thor about it.

wolverine: nail clippers…

Oh and coffee latte. They all have THAT weakness!

Rust? no. MRI? no. But the others are spot-on.