In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
dadthedawg Premium Member 2 months ago
…..with mint jelly.
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?
Baa-dum-sss.
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
When Mary had a little lamb, the labor and delivery doctor was surprised…
When Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctor died of shock!
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that’s on the lamb?
He’s a small medium at large.
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
Dinner recently with two dishes; one w/ Lamb and one w/ Rabbit.
The waitress asked which one I liked better. I pointed to the rabbit dish and said, “This one, by a hare”.
Chief Inspector 2 months ago
With the “late great Hannibal Lecter”
Doug K 2 months ago
I’ve heard that some unsatisfied customers/patrons become the …
Special of the Day.
WorkshopGardener Premium Member 2 months ago
Better than scrambled eggs with a side of brain.
Man of the Woods 2 months ago
There’s gotta be a trump joke here, oh! that’s right, he got elected, so the jokes on us, the American People.
Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago
I heard there’d be Fava beans.
prrdh 2 months ago
Not elephant steak? Oh, right…not that Hannibal’s.
DHBirr 2 months ago
“Silence of the Lamb Chops” … when Shari Lewis got laryngitis.
ncorgbl 2 months ago
It’s closed. Hannibal Lector is at Mar A Lago picking out a cabinet post.
wndflower1 2 months ago
“hannibal lector-remeember him? great guy” (djt rally)
Jayalexander 2 months ago
Would you like fries with that?
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
Do not order the long pork roast.
j.l.farmer 2 months ago
Did you see Trump there since he was fascinated with Hannibal Lecter during his campaign?