Garfield by Jim Davis for December 07, 2024

Yes he can, Garf

What about coal?

And now the Christmas comics begin.

ooooh sure he can now

What about a whole basket of it, still piping hot from the dryer ? A never-cooling one?

He could bring you a Christmas sweater.

You sure about that?

kitty litter for you

Well if you’re not a good kitty, he’s not going to bring you pans of lasagna either.

True, Garfield, but he can still bring you those stupid sweaters and deely bobbers.

Nope. But, he can bring you a Buddy, the elf™ costume.

Sounds good. It is good to be a cat.

Although, one Christmas, my mother-in-law gave me Garfield underwear.

I mean, we know from experience that Jon’s parents cover the unwanted clothing presents all by themselves

Dream on, Garfield, haven’t you ever seen those pictures and videos of cats and dogs wearing different articles of clothing? Socks and underwear included.

But Jon could.

I wonder how many lumps of coal, has he hidden from Jon?

Although mostly worn by dogs, an outdoor cat might like booties to protect against snow or electrocution from manhole covers on rainy days.

The worst part about being a cat: Santa gets all the milk and cookies instead of you!

Yeah because they’ll probably scratch it anyway

There are many a time I’ve seen Cats in Socks on video sites. Also there are Cat underpants available for those house cats who are getting on in years… like Garfield is.

Maybe a little pink sock

Let the Christmas strips begin!! Ooooh, I love this series!

But you could get a 10 cent comb from your grandmother! Lots and Lots of combs…

GTrue.

He could bring coal.

But he could bring Garfield a fruitcake.

Alas, just yesterday I saw a gift at a store, consisting of gag socks and matching 4 for your cat

well, he could, but……………

Garfield, just because you don’t like little pink socks doesn’t mean all cats share your taste.

Sure he can, Garfield — that’s the cat equivalent of a lump of coal. (Of course, then you can regift that stuff to Jon and not have to worry about doing any Christmas shopping!)

Actually he can and it’s even less useful.

Maybe Santa could bring him deworming medication and some nail clippers.

I wouldn’t count on a portable lasagna maker, Garfield. You’ve been too naughty.

don’t 4get cat toys

Last year he brought him the cat’s pajamas.

If my daughter still lived closer, I’d hide her knitting stuff! Poor cats.

I like socks and underwear for Christmas. That sh*t is expensive.

An ugly Christmas sweater!

That was good, but who else would need a years full of lasagna?

Garfield only wants food for Christmas presents

Well give them to me! (Also make sure the underwear is a size Large for me, I’ve lost weight recently)

Santa could bring you a ball of yarn and you can make your own socks and undies!

They do make socks for cats.