Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 23, 2009

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    Too bad many people feel the same way.

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    calvindino  over 15 years ago

    But it probably isn’t much fun to the stars because they are responsible for the actions of all.

    Now that I got used to the new format, I think it is really good.

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    OUR DESTINIES ARE DETERMINED BY THE STARS. OH…MY…GOD… PARIS HILTON AND MEL GIBSON ARE BANGING AT MY DOOR.

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    bald  over 15 years ago

    bar the door, mel might be okay ,but paris …. no way

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    tamsin  over 15 years ago

    no kidding- pile the furniture in front of that door!

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    ARF2  over 15 years ago

    I say, ASTROLOGY IS BUNK!!! But what do you expect from a Leo?

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    rentier  over 15 years ago

    It would be wonderful, not to be responsable for ones actions!

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    TheInquisitor  over 15 years ago

    The fault is not in our stars, but in ourselves.

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    Northwoodser  over 15 years ago

    Be it Calvin or movie stars, “responsibility” is not in their vocabulary.

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    DesultoryPhillipic  over 15 years ago

    Margueritem said,

    Too bad many people feel the same way.

    …..and I’ll add, “while others think certain people are responsible for everything”.

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    VegaAlopex  over 15 years ago

    Bill Watterson knows that Jean-Paul Sartre would disagree vehemently. Calvin is in bad faith by denying his freedom to the stars!

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    TapiocaHead  over 15 years ago

    So irresponsible to be responsible

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    Jaws2z  over 15 years ago

    My lucky star was busted for DUI and my lucky number was disconnected. I don’t know which way to turn anymore.

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    alondra  over 15 years ago

    I wonder if Mom and Dad will buy that excuse Calvin. I doubt it.

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    Ashrey  over 15 years ago

    @Desultory, hear hear.

    Combine this with today’s Broom Hilda and we’re getting somewhere.

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    Leonardeuler  over 15 years ago

    Relying on his conscience, Calvin would have been a nervous wreck a long time ago.

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    COWBOY7  over 15 years ago

    Hobbes doesn’t have to blame the stars. He blames Calvin’s immagination.

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    yyyguy  over 15 years ago

    Jaws2z: I recommend turning left. (and to all; remember, 6 wrongs make a right)

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    ninmas  over 15 years ago

    yesterday’s poll results are in and…………….. 5 voted for new, 6 voted for old. most of the ones for old were just because of the 7 day old strips.

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    lovejs01  over 15 years ago

    Once every few minutes, we all need a little vacation from being “responsible” …

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    Thank you ninmas.

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    KarklinsKid  over 15 years ago

    Funny that other than the sun, the next closest star is about 4 light years away. That means whatever we are seeing is from the past, but somehow tells the future!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 15 years ago

    If none of us were responsible for our actions, then I guess it’s okay to steal, lie, kill etc. Hey! I’m not responsible for hurting you!

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    carmy  over 15 years ago

    I really hope there aren’t any children reading this.

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    Calvin’s method actually works. I believe in a divine Creator because it gets me off the hook for acting so stupid.

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    grammahotsho  over 15 years ago

    Any excuse will do? I don’t think people act stupid because they believe in God - they act stupid because they don’t.

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    risitas  over 15 years ago

    Yes, Hobbes, YOU are determining my destiny RIGHT NOW……well, at least my right-now destiny.

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    DrYDino  over 15 years ago

    Well, whatdayaknow, Calvin must be a card carrying left wing liberal with a victim mentality. It’s amazing that he just summarized the core value of the Democratic Liberal mantra in one comic strip!

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    stuart  over 15 years ago

    Did it ever occur to anyone that while the Stars / God might be responsible for our circumstances, *we* are responsible for our actions?

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    serenasakitty  over 15 years ago

    I’d take responibility for that but my horoscope said not to.

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    Yukoner  over 15 years ago

    Being unable to choose “the good” all the time, I am in need of either an excuse or forgiveness. Only one of these ends in the good.

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    rawriamadinosaur  over 15 years ago

    lol who let Calvin out after dark? :P

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    RidingRat  over 15 years ago

    To The Inquisitor:

    Thank you. Best of answers.
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    Stardust4115  over 15 years ago

    I know I feel the same way. haha XD

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    Rakkav  over 15 years ago

    @TheInquisitor and @RidingRat:

    Extra credit if you can tell us where the quote came from AND quote it correctly. :) You may use Google. (LOL)

    Actually, I’m pretty sure you can do this from memory, but I’m just checking.

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    Wodehouse  over 15 years ago

    can someone pls explain this to my dad?

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    yyyguy  over 15 years ago

    “the fault, dear brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves” - wm. shakespeare (if i’m mistaken, it’s my fault for trying to doit from memory)

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    gossamer49  over 15 years ago

    If it was George Clooney banging on my door, I’d have my arms around him in a NY minute. Now, if only my stars would plot that destiny for me!!!!

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    Miladinoski  over 15 years ago

    How true, how true :’(

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    Humerus1  7 months ago

    ITS BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE THE LAST COMMENT, TIME TO BREAK THAT SILENCE!!!

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