FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 20, 2024

Pitch and release issues

Come stand over here…

Muscles would help here.

So what do you call a catapult Gatling gun that don’t work? TRASH

No, standard lowest bidder contract work

I wonder if Bill Amend created a machine like this one just to see what would happen.

Sigh… Back to the drawing board…

Watching too many Road Runner episodes.

Make a great snow cone dispenser!

Stick to academic subjects, Jason. You’re incapable of anything physically intimidating.

She’s just standing there. Did they talk her into being the target?

Well, Jason, if you put in some gears with the right ratio you might have something there.

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Somehow, Paige never felt so safe

This must be the beta test mode…

I think the genius needed to check his calculations.

Adjust the release point and speed