C’mon, Calvin, be a real hero for once. Be the destroyer who distroys the destroyer. The whole universe will rise up to recognise and honor you BRAAAVOOOO!
If Calvin brings them home for supper they could have pizza with ‘antchovies’.
…or Calvin could bring them home for breakfast. They could have Ant Jemima Pancakes.
That’s funny how everyone is saying Calvin has a conscience. For years I have always interpreted this as Calvin worried about a giant ant taking revenge.
You don’t smash the hill, you wipe it away and then push the dirt back over the hole so it fills it in. The more time they have to spend repairing the hill the less time they have to gather food and this encourages them to move on to greener pastures without killing them.
Lesson I learned many years ago: Destruction is so much easier, but ultimately less satisfying than Building up.
@Grazer, be careful. I heard about a short story of man (with flamethrower, like Calvin always wanted) vs. army ants many years ago, but never tracked it down until just now at here. Cautionary tale…
Criminy! I’ve always enjoyed Calvin & Hobbs but I never realized it was so deep. I just thought it was cute. Guess that’s an indication of how shallow I am.
grazer: You are indeed outnumbered. We all are. The biomass of ants on the planet greatly exceeds that of humans.
Have you tried Terro? It’s a bait (sugar water) that ants take back to their nest where it wipes out the queen and everyone else. The active ingredient is boric acid, which is harmless to humans and environmentally pretty innocuous (I believe). I love watching them grabbing it up and heading back to the nest, thinking what a bounty they’ve found.
I may be new to this web-site ,but I know my calvin and hobes!!! I absolutly LOVE LOVE LOVE them!!! And I think he balances good and evil very well… XOXO SuperStar
Wow. BackwardsBert sure is cranky today. Maybe he’s got sand in his crack. Hey Bert, Turn off the talk radio, go take a shower and maybe you’ll feel better.
Yukoner over 15 years ago
Good thinking pal
margueritem over 15 years ago
I’m glad you’re having second thoughts, calvin..
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
This idea probably came from The Twilight Zone.
WoodEye over 15 years ago
A conscience?? What’s happening to Calvin?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 15 years ago
Shades of “Them!” (1954) and “Legion of Fire–Killer Ants” (1998).
rentier over 15 years ago
Maybe I won’t!
sjoujke over 15 years ago
OMG he actually has a conscience.
rentier over 15 years ago
Margarituem: Yes, second thoughts can turn often into better!
vibjyor over 15 years ago
Such strips restore your faith in Calvin sufficiently to make you wait eagerly for the next day’s strip; and then …
ladywolf17 over 15 years ago
I think somebody here has seen way to many mutated giant killer ant movies.
EarlWash over 15 years ago
C’mon, Calvin, be a real hero for once. Be the destroyer who distroys the destroyer. The whole universe will rise up to recognise and honor you BRAAAVOOOO!
gimmickgenius over 15 years ago
Empathy? In Calvin???
ashimau over 15 years ago
Havent you noticed? He is always kind to animals!
unemandarine over 15 years ago
Rethinking is a good thing Calvin…
Puddleglum2 over 15 years ago
If Calvin brings them home for supper they could have pizza with ‘antchovies’. …or Calvin could bring them home for breakfast. They could have Ant Jemima Pancakes.
47crash over 15 years ago
Imagination as a force for good.
Destiny23 over 15 years ago
Of course, if those are fire ants, Calvin is doing HIMSELF a favour by not stepping on them!
MisngNOLA over 15 years ago
I think he’ll just wind up with a magnifying glass instead.
rshive over 15 years ago
Better not, Calvin. He might live there.
alondra over 15 years ago
Eenee meenee miney moe… To smash or not to smash that is the question.
jrbj over 15 years ago
Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash! Eeeeaaaaahhhhhhahahahahaha! Wow! I really needed that.
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
A reprieve from Calvin. What’s the catch?!
ninmas over 15 years ago
hey calvin, look at today’s BC!
MisterP58 over 15 years ago
That’s funny how everyone is saying Calvin has a conscience. For years I have always interpreted this as Calvin worried about a giant ant taking revenge.
threlfallm over 15 years ago
Another possible interpretation is “Maybe I won’t…get smashed because I’m about to smash the ants first.”
coffeeturtle over 15 years ago
@MisterP58 - you’re right about that.
The year was 1977: Empire of the Ants
LOL!
CogentModality over 15 years ago
You don’t smash the hill, you wipe it away and then push the dirt back over the hole so it fills it in. The more time they have to spend repairing the hill the less time they have to gather food and this encourages them to move on to greener pastures without killing them.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
He’s thinking about himself, I think.
Personally, I dont want any kind of ants on my grounds. I’ll go for the ant/fire ant killer every time I see the signs of infestation.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
It’s always best to give careful thought before one acts.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
I’m currently at WAR with some pesky little house ants. I’m much bigger but badly outnumbered. Appears to be draw thus far.
I’ll keep y’all posted.
The missing M. Smokey over 15 years ago
I would ask Hobbes about this one.
josh_bisbee over 15 years ago
he’s basically thinking “How would I feel if the roles were reversed?” After doing so, he decided not to.
grammahotsho over 15 years ago
Calvin evidenty hasn’t heard about ants in your pants.
bmonk over 15 years ago
Lesson I learned many years ago: Destruction is so much easier, but ultimately less satisfying than Building up.
@Grazer, be careful. I heard about a short story of man (with flamethrower, like Calvin always wanted) vs. army ants many years ago, but never tracked it down until just now at here. Cautionary tale…
Vonnegut over 15 years ago
Calvinism succumbs to Buddhism. No bad karma for Calvin today!
Smiley Rmom over 15 years ago
Bmonk - That is quite the tale! I just read it for the first time a few months ago.
jopado over 15 years ago
Criminy! I’ve always enjoyed Calvin & Hobbs but I never realized it was so deep. I just thought it was cute. Guess that’s an indication of how shallow I am.
bald over 15 years ago
just hope hobbs doesn’t sneak up behind him and scare him into stepping on the ant hill
Ray_C over 15 years ago
grazer: You are indeed outnumbered. We all are. The biomass of ants on the planet greatly exceeds that of humans. Have you tried Terro? It’s a bait (sugar water) that ants take back to their nest where it wipes out the queen and everyone else. The active ingredient is boric acid, which is harmless to humans and environmentally pretty innocuous (I believe). I love watching them grabbing it up and heading back to the nest, thinking what a bounty they’ve found.
Ronshua over 15 years ago
Good advice Ray , good luck with your campaign Grazer .
stonerock94 over 15 years ago
Well, Calvin likes things like that, so I think THATS why he might not do it. If you recall, Calvin has pretended to be an ant many times in the past.
stonerock94 over 15 years ago
Bald716, Hobbes is too logical to scare Calvin into doing that.
ratlum over 15 years ago
I wish Hobbes was here His take on things like this are pretty good
toddguatemala over 15 years ago
Good job Calvin.
drtom01 over 15 years ago
Empathy for others, a good sign. Delusional thoughts of mayhem, a bad sign. It’s always 50-50 with Calvin.
Dino-1 over 15 years ago
Good or bad we are all God’s creatures!
SuperStarSammi over 15 years ago
I may be new to this web-site ,but I know my calvin and hobes!!! I absolutly LOVE LOVE LOVE them!!! And I think he balances good and evil very well… XOXO SuperStar
margueritem over 15 years ago
bmonk, read that story in 7th grade, along with ‘The Most Dangerous Game’, and always loved them.
Yakety Sax over 15 years ago
grazer or anyone who has any insect problems. if you have small dogs be very careful with any thing that has boric acid as the main component!
Aardvark359 over 15 years ago
Wow. BackwardsBert sure is cranky today. Maybe he’s got sand in his crack. Hey Bert, Turn off the talk radio, go take a shower and maybe you’ll feel better.
Jacobrocks1997 over 15 years ago
this is your chance to do something GOOD!!!
bellewater about 14 years ago
DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!