Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 16, 2010

There are already plenty of them in your resume…

Spaceman Spiff to the rescue!

Mom and Dad can absolutely help out, Calvin.

Could do? You’ve already done too many! Hobbes, refresh his memory.

Hobbes could spend a long time rattling off those exploits!

Hi, Marg & Grog

‘Morning Grog, Carmy, and Terry!

This could be a mini-series… or maybe a maxi-series.

Hi, Lonewolf

Dynamite title!

Calvin, you can be a quiet and silent for 10 minutes. That should send a shockwave rippling though the nation.

I don’t know about the nation but many of your deeds have panicked your parents. Possible title edit?

Concerning yesterday’s comic, you don’t have a snowball’s chance in you-know-where of resolving your issues this way, Calvin. It’s better than seeking revenge, but you need to release, not just express your anger, bitterness, resentment, ill-will, etc. “Cast your burden upon the Lord, and he shall sustain you”… Psalm 55:22a

khpage said it well, “…sic transit gloria mundi…”. “Thus passes the glory of the world”. “The world is going to hell in a handbasket” might be an alternate rendition.

Mom is definitely your ‘Source’ for the book Calvin .. You can add a lot of ‘direct from the witness (victim)’ extracts on it as well ..

I’ll buy Calvin’s book if it includes a blow-by-blow recounting of the mysterious “noodle incident”.

Calvin, you’ll have plenty of time as a six year old for more exploits and tales of daring-do. Never give up. I suggest you give Susie a big wet sloppy kiss in front of the class.

Gootta love Calvin… He’s becoming a writer no less…

Too Late Calvin, some guy named Waterson has published this really thick tome called The Complete Calvin and Hobbes……I like your title better though

Balloon boy!

What exploits?

grazer: I forget which book it was in maybe the last one, but Bill Watterson said he never was going to give details about the “noodle incident” preferring to leave all the details to the readers imagination.

Calvin your modesty overwhlems me

Cal, the future politician

Grazer, nooooooooooooo! Not the ‘noodle incident”! the world is not ready for the truth behind the “noodle incident”, “the grassy knoll”, or where Elvis and Michael are living.

Calvin will be a great upper level manager someday. His job will be to conceptualize. His underlings will be charged with worrying through the details………

the publisher’s ready to put up an advance just on the title. hey,puddleglum….IT”S A TOON!…….nor a dais.

I am going to wait for the movie till then the cartoon is perfect

“Plenty of exploits in your resume…”? OK, but are they enough to “Panic a Nation”??

You only need one good one.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips. Calvin is sitting at a table writing on a sheet of paper. Hobbes comes by and asks what he’s doing. Calvin says he’s writing his autobiography. Hobbes says, “Your autobiography? You’re only 6 years old.” To which Calvin replies, “I’ve only got one sheet of paper.”

“Calvin - Boy of Destiny”

Calvin, do like Buddha and look within yourself.

Can you imagine Calvin ala ‘Charlie Brown’ and ‘Garfield’ with his own ‘TV show’? Calvin in ‘real life’!!!

Calvin & Danae should meet!

Puddleglum2 - you are the first person in living memory who understood what the Latin phrase I typed in means. Wow. Herocoder - I think your post was right on. In any event, Maranatha, Y’shua, this old man is ready to go….

I think the problem is to come up with one single exploit that’s more shocking than the others.

He’s so good at it, he doesn’t realize he’s already begun. There’s your reason to panic. Bigger, better expolits to come.

I will be laughing for the 10th time around (The original strip, all of the books, complete archives on several sites, and now this site.), while others panic.

That would be an encyclopedia, Calvin, not an autobiography.

No Calvin, your adventures panic the world.

Change panicked to entertained, and you’ve got a best seller. Or a comic strip idea.

I think there’s that noodle incident we’d all like to hear about.

I am reminded of that old FoxTrot “memoir” series, for those of you who are comic nerds like me…

Didn’t he say a couple days ago his life was boring?

Well,Calvin…. Maybe you can start off by calling it a autobiography.