rayannina for teenagers they don’t go to bed especially during summer until the sun comes up when there is no school. Yes teenagers do get the rights read to them when being arrested for a crime then searched for illegal contraband that happens allot.
“A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty “Hi-yo, Silver!””
All Calvin has (in panel one) is the cloud of dust. It’s no wonder he got caught. Where is the transmogrifier when Calvin needs it?
rayannina – Miranda applies to juvenile. At least to those arrested for crimes. However, Miranda applies to what is considered permissible government behavior, not to parental discipline.
You have the right to remain silant (& in bed). You (don not have a right to spreak an attorny, nor to have him present durring your spanking. If you choose to keep talking you will loose your privlage to play outside all week long.
Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you (again)??
NOW GO TO BED!!!
Calvin has the right to have his rear end tanned and I’d bet that is what a sixth frame would show, judging by his mother’s expression in the fifth frame.
While there seem to be indications here of Calvin’s future employment as a lawyer, at the moment he needs his present lawyer (Hobbes) to represent him before the court of MOM as she prepares to read him the Riot Act….
When I was his age, I didn’t have any rights – especially where bedtime was concerned and they would have put me to bed at 2:00 in the afternoon if they could. I swear my bedtime got earlier as I got older.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Technicalities….
vardeman62 over 14 years ago
Hi, Marg!
Wow, I’m second! Love Calvin’s expressions in 3 & 5.
Miss.Fit over 14 years ago
Nice Try Calvin..!!!
rentier over 14 years ago
My rights!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Calvin’s a real ball of fire!
vibjyor over 14 years ago
Your rights are right now restricted to being left in the bedroom.
carmy over 14 years ago
Start reading, Mom!
rayannina over 14 years ago
Does the Miranda ruling apply to juveniles? Anyone know?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
You have the right to march that little fanny back to bed mister! Failure to meet this right will be met with dire consequences.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Good morning, vardeman62.
legaleagle48 over 14 years ago
Not in this instance, rayaninna. It only applies when one is being arrested, not when one is being sent to bed.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Never been read the Calvin Rights!
moronbis over 14 years ago
If Calvin knows that his mom has to read him the rights, then he must also know his rights.
But, moms have their own rules. Better follow them Calvin.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
That’s right, let’s get it straight Mom!
harrietbe over 14 years ago
He might get further by saying she forgot to read him a story. But then, reading Calvin his “rights” is perhaps more appropriate.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Careful Mom, a head lock might be considered child abuse in some states.
manjitbagri over 14 years ago
This is Calvin’s World… Mum has to comply :-))
vibjyor over 14 years ago
legaleagle48 said, about 2 hours ago
“Not in this instance, rayaninna. It only applies when one is being arrested, not when one is being sent to bed. ”
I think as far as Calvin is concerned, they are one and the same thing.
JTGAM over 14 years ago
Calvin hasn’t realized yet that he lives in an absolute dictatorship called Momland. Martial law applies and rights don’t exist.
woodwork over 14 years ago
we used to read our kids a story called “Bedtime for Francis”…Calvin reminded me of that one.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Do terrorists get read their rights?
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy!
rshive over 14 years ago
You have the right to stay silent and stay in bed Calvin. Any other rights at bedtime are strictly mythical.
Dkram over 14 years ago
Any lefts.
Lewreader said, 34 minutes ago
“Do terrorists get read their rights?”
The cowards should be shot.
\\//_
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Calvin’s 6. 6-year olds have no rights in any house.
CalvinsFan1845 over 14 years ago
Mom better nice to Calvin. He’ll be picking her nursing home some day.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
rayannina for teenagers they don’t go to bed especially during summer until the sun comes up when there is no school. Yes teenagers do get the rights read to them when being arrested for a crime then searched for illegal contraband that happens allot.
fran650 over 14 years ago
Hi Mike Firesmith.
Hi Loki.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I will read you your rights just after you feel my left grab your collar and yank you off your tiny little feet.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
According to Calvin, his ‘rights’ allow him to do wrongs.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
“A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty “Hi-yo, Silver!”” All Calvin has (in panel one) is the cloud of dust. It’s no wonder he got caught. Where is the transmogrifier when Calvin needs it?
david5992 over 14 years ago
rayannina – Miranda applies to juvenile. At least to those arrested for crimes. However, Miranda applies to what is considered permissible government behavior, not to parental discipline.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
From the opera: Calvin Miranda, then?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
oh, wait, that STOPS singing, doesn’t it?
bmarrison over 14 years ago
Calvin, you have the right to start running to your bedroom as I break out the belt that will be used to spank you for disrespect and disobedience!
I absolutely love the way Watterson draws Calvin’s expressions!
benbrilling over 14 years ago
You have the right to remain silent.
rumplesnitz over 14 years ago
The right to remain silent, yes… the ability???
bald over 14 years ago
rights??
calvin, you lost your rights when you took roselyns papers a few weeks ago
glitterygal07 over 14 years ago
Calvin’s right on this one. Mom didn’t read him the paper that says if you don’t do this, this happens.
Mikestablet over 14 years ago
Poor Calvin…still hasn’t realized children have no rights except those expressly given them by their parents!
Brother_James437 over 14 years ago
You have the right to remain silant (& in bed). You (don not have a right to spreak an attorny, nor to have him present durring your spanking. If you choose to keep talking you will loose your privlage to play outside all week long. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you (again)?? NOW GO TO BED!!!
OneCroatian over 14 years ago
Why do you all insist on talking to Calvin as if he has the ability to hear you?
musicnut1986 over 14 years ago
Calvin has the right to have his rear end tanned and I’d bet that is what a sixth frame would show, judging by his mother’s expression in the fifth frame.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
She’s going to read you your death rights. You know Mom has no patience or imagination.
khpage over 14 years ago
While there seem to be indications here of Calvin’s future employment as a lawyer, at the moment he needs his present lawyer (Hobbes) to represent him before the court of MOM as she prepares to read him the Riot Act….
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
When I was his age, I didn’t have any rights – especially where bedtime was concerned and they would have put me to bed at 2:00 in the afternoon if they could. I swear my bedtime got earlier as I got older.
pintcape over 14 years ago
you have to give it to him,he’s one brave little monster.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
German Moms read you your Reichs. .
cheetahqueen over 14 years ago
If he’s not careful, Calvin will be read his last rites!
mrprongs over 14 years ago
You have the right to remain silent and go to bed. If you refuse these rights, your grounded, Mister.
stewdeo3bs over 14 years ago
Calvin, you are lucky mom didn’t give you some of her Rights, and a couple of lefts… with that look on your face, you still might get em.
DailyKevin over 14 years ago
“I’ll give ya rights ya little !#!!%!#!!” SMACK!
Probably why he talks to his stuffed animal. The creepy, little, spike-haired, smarty pants!
That’s right I said “SMARTY PANTS!” Cause that’s how I roll!
ratlum over 14 years ago
Might work might not work
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
State your name and rank.