The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 12, 2024

I wonder about that when see people walking two great danes or other massive dogs.

He’s going to need a bigger scoop.

Should’ve gotten a poodle mammoth.

He’s going to need a bigger shovel.

It’s always mom or dad who ends up taking care of the pets.

He could start a fertilizer business.

You’re going to need a bigger shovel.

But it was so small and so cute then….

He will need a super duper pooper scooper !

Nice to see Thak’s father giving him the scoop on this. Now he knows.

Thak you

Just what he always wanted. His very own beeg bunny mammoth. He gonna calls him Scoopy Doo Doo.

Maybe he can get a used backhoe cheap.

No wonder mammoth driven to ex”stink”tion.

But he’s so cute and cuddly!

Worse yet, it’s a lap mammoth.

My wife (RIP) insisted I not bring my work home during our family dinners. Therefore, no clue of the clever viciousness of AT&T middle managers.

If your mammoth poops pick it up. Never mind, the mammoth is too heavy to pick up.

Did you neuter him? Who has the balls to do that? They might make a nice bean bag chair though.

Hmm. Wonder what the big guy eats in the middle of the desert.

And now Thak will be down in the dumps.

Thank only wishes that scoop was all he needs.

He’ll be busy shoveling 24/7.

Ohhh, crap.