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Interviewed with a company and there was a drug test. There were several candidates at the nurse’s station. One poor guy could not pee. The nurse kept lecturing him to drink more water and relax.
My answer to that question on interviews:Q) Are you willing to take a drug test..A) Yes, I’ll need to study for a day or two since I haven’t taken any of the new drugs
In the early days of random drug tests at work, we had a boss who would “randomly” pick among the same three guys (out of a group of twenty) over and over again. I overheard one of them answer, when the boss told him that he was picked for yet another random drug test, “sure, hold out your hand”…
Zykoic 4 months ago
Interviewed with a company and there was a drug test. There were several candidates at the nurse’s station. One poor guy could not pee. The nurse kept lecturing him to drink more water and relax.
Totalloser Premium Member 4 months ago
My answer to that question on interviews:Q) Are you willing to take a drug test..A) Yes, I’ll need to study for a day or two since I haven’t taken any of the new drugs
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
“ Can I come back in a month?”
bilbrlsn 4 months ago
I had a pot-smoking, crank-snorting alcoholic friend who was a truck driver with a constantly changing employment situation.
He was constantly being required to take drug tests and never failed one.
ferddo 4 months ago
In the early days of random drug tests at work, we had a boss who would “randomly” pick among the same three guys (out of a group of twenty) over and over again. I overheard one of them answer, when the boss told him that he was picked for yet another random drug test, “sure, hold out your hand”…
sincavage05 4 months ago
I need 48 hours max, that’s how long it takes the mask to work!