Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 08, 2024

Out of season jokes

Must be the March special.

Et tu, Brute?

Caesar salad was invented in Mexico in the 1920s.

“The salad was created on July 4, 1924 by Caesar Cardini at Caesar’s in Tijuana, Mexico”

It was that, or pelt him with small balls of ice…

“Hail, Caesar?”

On the ides of march.

Serving Caesar’s salad is always risky.

Caesar salad wasn’t even named after Julius Caesar.

Et tu Brute?

The waiter should serve TWO plates of salad, because Julie said “et two, Brutus”

But only on March 15th.

“would you like some more rolls with that?”

“No thanks, I already et two.”

He requested a table in the Caesarean section.

Well then send it back. If a Caesar Salad isn’t made at the table, then it isn’t a real Caesar Salad.

Oh, I thought it was the customers showing their appreciation for your service.

It comes with et tu dressing.

Big Julie got it in the rotunda.

This would have played out much funnier mid-March instead of mid-December!

I’d hate to see the salad that comes with the Ranch Dressing. ;<)