Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for November 18, 2024

I’ve never had one. Are they any good? Sounds like candy.

Dragon Ball fanboys would call him the new Beerus.

So aliens don’t say OMG, they say oh, my stars! Of course.

Just one? Boulevard Dark Truth Imperial Stout works for me.

… in a plastic cup…

Of course an alien would be thwarted in his mission by a Frappuccino.

Doesn’t it get “watered down” in the lagoon?

More trash for the folks who can’t handle real coffee.

Everyone wants to pay 5$ to 10$ a day for a good ole cup of Joe . . . .

As long as it isn’t made with oat milk.

Shoulda’ been a 7/11 Slurpee.

On the other hand… two words. Pumpkin Spice.

I thought it would be a chocolate malt.

l’m thinking you don’t make it across a million parsecs without developing your own delicious caffeinated beverages. :)

One of my managers drank those for a short while then one day when he walked around less the coffee cup I said where’s the coffee? And he said 10 pounds in as many weeks, goes to the coffee bar and says: Drip Venti and steamed low fat milk. He used raw sugar for a bit of sweetness.

I’m assuming Fillmore was going off a 50/50 chance that he’d either love it, or be killed by it. Either way, problem solved.