Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for November 21, 2024

And only breathe if you really have to.

“I Don’t Want to Belong to Any Club That Will Accept Me as a Member” (G. Marx)

Marge and Homer Simpson at the Springfield Country Club ☺

Hilarious….., they wear a tie and necklace, but no clothes. I’m tempted to go into work like that today. No purse , though. That would clash with my white buns. And what is that guys bowtie clipped to, anyways ?

And someone needs to learn how to tie a tie correctly.

Looks like you’re already conspicuous.

I think you already blew it, Sherman.

Try not to embarrass Megan too much, Sherman.

I don’t think it’s possible for Sherman to act civilized.

“Don’t touch anything! "

“Are you sure that’s not blood?”

And don’t pupu on the floor.

There is always that one friend you do not want to take to such functions, getting embarrassed is easy, getting thrown out is more likely. A friend wanted steak sauce for his steak at a high end steak house and the Chef came out of the kitchen and asked what was wrong with the steak, true story.

Any bets on how long this arc will last before they get pitched out the door? I’m thinking Saturday at the latest.

“… or otherwise enjoy yourself.”

I’d have my own club but probably wouldn’t make the cut. Have a good weekend