Pickles by Brian Crane for November 28, 2024

What a pair! I love them so!

My keister already has a dent in it. So did my Chrysler back in the 80s.

Awwww, true love.

What is it with some women that they insist you go to bed at the same time they do or they get mad?

She wants him back in bed to warm her feet up.

When you’re used to a warm body lying next to yours for many long years. That bed feels pretty barren without him. It never gets any easier.

Better haul that keister to bed, Earl.

My keister’s not dented, but pretty wrinkled!

She’s like his housekeeper. I mean, he could help a little more. Right? Making a bed is so much easier with a friend to help. Poor Opal does everything!

I wish they had pupils, not just slits.

Don’t kick that keister too hard, it might get a big crack in it!

She’s not running a hotel, Earl. Move it or lose it.

She already put a dimple in the Studebaker.

Changing the sheets is tough on my back. He should have offered to help.

Earl is too much! A mint on my pillow! Really!

My wife and I solve the hot(her)/cold(me) problem with half sheets she sewed together. My side is flannel!

I had a dent in my keister once. took the body shop about a week, but they did finally get it out. who’d a thought that keisters can dent so easily.

I have to remember…dent in your keister……..

been single for 40 years—-get great sleep every night!!

Wow – she’s sounds DANGEROUS

Love languages can differ wildly.

“Depends.” Is he telling her he needs a new diaper before he goes to bed?

Extremely persuasive.

I have a dent puller Earl.

Red satin sheets and a waterbed, I was the king back then.

This is actually pretty cute; she changed their bed linens, just to get him back where he belongs ♥