Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 19, 2024

I see some Kat-sized fists pummeling Platinum Blondie in the future.

Meatloaf after what he’s been through? How could she? LOL

Ka-soap opera!

He’s too good for her, anyway.

One big Ka-weep after another!!!

Meanwhile Rip headed Off The Mark today

Geez. What a wussy little crybaby. Grows a pair and be a man ya little pansy boy.

Find yourself a woman who will love you even when you don’t deserve it. Bob is lucky. (An hourglass figure is just a bonus.)

How can that big loaf be such aloof about meatloaf…

“Tell Her about it…” Billy Joel, 1983

ka-mashed potatoes

It’s ALWAYS better to face the music.

KA-WEEP!

Come on, bob, you don’t want to miss meatloaf night, do you? Just talk to her about it. She’ll (hopefully) understand.

He just confirmed her suspicions. Time for a solo at Lover’s Leap.