Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 18, 2024

“Cntrl/Alt/Del.”

Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

Put a snake in a garden with an apple.

Maybe the instructions were upside down.

Kind of clever.

So… What’s on the back of those tablets?

Was it really an apple? Ever notice that Eve did not have children until they left the garden, so if that event did not happen would we still be here?

The entire bible is fiction. It was all made up.

Hand me the 15,, uuhh oooppppsssss, 10 commandments.

When the lord said LET THERE BE LIGHT . . . . I was duty electriction So I was the one that flipped the switch . . . LOLOL

-Play joke on Isaac

God’s making a big to-do about it.

Send bears to tear unruly children apart. Slaughter everything in the world due to petulance.

Let there be light…Sound…Drums…Guitar…Let There Be Rock!

The first stones had already been cast.

…an’ don’t drop them, please….

You’ve already done that already so don’t really need them anymore. Oh I get it, it’s incriminating evidence.

Funny how people worship a genocidal god like this. Well, sad really.