Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for November 22, 2024

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Forget it Will, you’d never pass the physical test.

First mistake. Cats don’t ask, they just go.

Nah, you’re not a cat until you’ve ripped wallpaper off the wall, dug up the philodendren, puked in the laundry basket..scratched your mom and made her get a tetanus shot., kept the family up all night meowing ( you apparently like the sound of your voice), got into it with the cat down the street and had to wear a tube in your head…….

Chasing me is the test of doghood, eh?

Ha! Ha! That’s why I’m a fanatic about keeping my tetanus shot up-to-date. Last Rose of Summer has it exactly right—same here with my two cats.

Don’t feel bad boys, none of our dogs have ever done any of those things, although the two dogs we have now will race out to the mail carrier and sit. They are trained to sit before they can get any love and attention, so as to keep them from jumping on people. The mail carrier loves it and will take a moment to give them both some attention when.

…..still the same.

This is sad. It shows these dogs have never really had a home.

Turn in your dog cards.