“Oh, kettle, thou art black, the pot exclaims!” Is this meant to be a giant middle digit to readers who point out the glut of nearly identical long-haired, young blonde females populating the strip these days?
If there was any justice in Ohio Lillian would reply, “Are you kidding? I can’t tell which of you is which! And weren’t you both about 10 years old just a couple of months ago?”
The problem is not telling two “identical” cats apart. Their personalities will always give them away. Now if only the strip’s endless supply of blondes had personalities . . .
“Ah, how did we all love our pre-Thanksgiving Christmases! When the ICE AGE happened! Sure, we all DIED from the -65F cold, but we LIKED it!” Minday/Knobnose/Whoever these blondos are: “But where’s GRANDDAD, or that random slob, LILLIAN we have TOLD you we don’t want an arranged marriage!” Lillian: “He’s right there! Frozen stiff with a carrot! MWAH—hahaha! Also, I have named my black cats Al and Jolson.”"
J.J. O'Malley about 6 hours ago
“Oh, kettle, thou art black, the pot exclaims!” Is this meant to be a giant middle digit to readers who point out the glut of nearly identical long-haired, young blonde females populating the strip these days?
If there was any justice in Ohio Lillian would reply, “Are you kidding? I can’t tell which of you is which! And weren’t you both about 10 years old just a couple of months ago?”
Bill Thompson about 6 hours ago
The problem is not telling two “identical” cats apart. Their personalities will always give them away. Now if only the strip’s endless supply of blondes had personalities . . .
angelolady Premium Member about 5 hours ago
I didn’t know before now that Peggy Lee sang “We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don’t please.”
billsplut about 5 hours ago
“Ah, how did we all love our pre-Thanksgiving Christmases! When the ICE AGE happened! Sure, we all DIED from the -65F cold, but we LIKED it!” Minday/Knobnose/Whoever these blondos are: “But where’s GRANDDAD, or that random slob, LILLIAN we have TOLD you we don’t want an arranged marriage!” Lillian: “He’s right there! Frozen stiff with a carrot! MWAH—hahaha! Also, I have named my black cats Al and Jolson.”"
Kitty Queen about 5 hours ago
Cat’s love to mess with their humans. My four do it all the time
top cat james about 3 hours ago
Like ‘Crankshaft’ readers, Ms. Lee asked the musical question, Is That All There Is?.
The Orange Mailman about 1 hour ago
Hahaha! The twins have been found out!
sueb1863 27 minutes ago
“Uh huh. OK, old lady. We’re just gonna be over here on our phones until it’s time to leave.”