The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for November 28, 2024

When did she ever cook anything that turned out well?

“How did you guess?”

My Thanksgiving dinner is gonna be a take-out sirloin steak with mashed potatoes, salad, and a sinfully rich dessert—all complements of Outback Steakhouse.

There goes your tip. You should keep such comments to yourself.

Thank goodness my employer is closed on Thanksgiving.

They eat three pizza’s?

Who delivers pizza on Thanksgiving?

Pizza tastes better anyway. Plus, it’s not life-consuming, like a full TGD dinner can be.

Remember, don’t throw a frozen turkey straight into a pot of boiling oil!

Interesting we were just talking about having Pizza for Thanksgiving yesterday. Would make life so much easier.

“Are you saying I can’t cook?!?!”

Funny!

The pizza guy should realize it is a given every Thanksgiving.

She’s so bad she could burn water.

It’s just the two of us, so it’s BBQ ribs for Thanksgiving and grilled burgers for Xmas — and pumpkin pie.

She has that reputation.

Enough for leftovers.

That better be at least a $100 bill. Pizza’s aren’t cheap!