Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for November 27, 2024

Can’t take the trailer park out of the shark

You don’t see many Ladies in Pearl rattling off High Fives!

Maybe because they have eye lashes.

They DO seem to have a stick crammed up their nether regions

Five what? You’re a shark with fins.

June Cleaver would have high-fived you, Megan….

But those two players are her opponents. Why would she ever high-five them?

Restrain your enthusiasm, Megan.

How many more of these mishaps until Sherman and Megan get kicked out of the Country Club?

Shoulda’ tried a fist bump instead.

It’s OK. Remember my old saying, “It’s never too late to make a first, good impression.” :)

Maybe if she had Black Pearls they would be more impressed?

If I were the other members of the Country Club, I might think twice before kicking a couple of top ocean predators out. You might make them angry.

I’m not big on the social graces either. I’ll play go fish with you Megan.

if you’re high fiving a bridge hand your partner is not going to be happy regardless of where you’re playing.

I bid No Trump.

They probably don’t drink beer out of a bottle either.

“Gin!” “Wrong game dearie.”

Megan just has no finesse…

Full House! Yes!!

Wouldn’t it be “high ones”? Those fins don’t have fingers.