Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 11, 2024

…..while chewing on a raw carrot.

The water is low fat and gluten free.

our local greasy spoon owner’s vegan/organic/gluten/soy/carb/weenie-democrat option: you can leave, now. family restaurant, been here since the great depression. same for the carolina bbq place down the street, parking lots full of trump bumper stickers.

Had a cartoon on my cube wall, the main character was saying :“This is my kind of place. Under healthy dining is a map to some other restaurant.”

Just leave and begin your fast but you’ll need to take a coffee to go for your cleanse and ask for a straw and napkin.

Quit your complaining…….or you might have to pick yourself up off the floor ! ! !

No. We’ve found that when the food is healthy, it tends to fight back.

She didn’t really ask about food options.

Is this Roz’s way of telling her to take a hike?

Never blame the people that sell you the food you order.

Uh…Not to be picky here, but why does a bird need a parking lot? Targets?

She can always order the runny eggs or the walk stir-fry.

The healthy option is obviously not to eat there but here, hold my beer.

years ago when I traveled a lot for my work I would frequently hit Starbucks in the morning. I would order a tall Latte and the person who took my order would sometimes ask if I wanted low fat milk to which I would reply, “All the calories & all the caffeine, thank you very much” which sometimes gave reason for a laugh.

If you want healthy, you’re barking up the wrong tree.

Don’t any of the birds in this strip fly?