The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for December 07, 2024

Doggies always quarreling and making noise all nights.

Food fight!

My balls are NOT squeaky, you mangy cur you!

‘Yeah? Well tennis balls hold more slobber than even the best stick. Though the right stick has a certain crunch factor.’

We had a neighbor who had a yellow lab. He had a tennis ball that was just full of slobber. He always wanted me to throw it. Ick!

Squeaky politicians are annoying.

Usually, the Taboo Talking Topics are politics and religion.

I guess they haven’t been neutered. Unless they’re talking about the good old days. And yes, I still have mine. I know TMI.

“Squeak-a-Mole is waaaay better than the Squirrel Squeaker 2000! Sheesh, you are dumber than a cat.” “Take that back!!”

One observation from my own dogs: it would take a WHOLE lot more than either politics or squeaky balls to interrupt dinner. They’d go to town AFTER the bowls had been emptied. In their tummies, that is.

Nuts! Red ball; blue ball; just throw the blasted ball.