Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 23, 2024

By the time he eats it, that bread will be stale and he can use it as a baseball bat next season.

C’mon, he’s a beagle. It wouldn’t have lasted five minutes, let alone over the weekend, bread and all.

Woodstock decided to take the sub…way.

This is so cute.

Why doesn’t Snoopy eat that sandwich?!

So are you ever gonna eat it?

Just eat it, stupid.

The longer this thread goes on, the less inclined I would be to eat that thing.

Makes me hungry for Subway!

Good see Lucy returned it to him.

Okay. Let’s move on!

So what did Lucy borrow the sandwich for?

I thought it said “Chomp, Chomp, Chomp” and Woodstock was eating the sub.

Woodstock! Don’t trip on the sesame seeds! And don’t leave any tracks…

Maybe getting Woodstock wooden shoes wasn’t a good idea

Tiptoe through the two lips

Good ears, Snoopy!

By now, the lettuce is wilted, the cheese has liquified into something like mayo, and the mayo has solidified into something that looks like cheese. He’s gonna bite into it and break a tooth on the bun, and the tomatoes are black. And he STILL hasn’t taken a single bite. And if Woodstock is like any OTHER bird, it’s got a spot or 2 of “marshmallow cream” on it.

Really? I thought, he was eating it.

That sandwich must be pretty stale by now… like this gag…

Woodstock’s pacing the flour…

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Getting a bit stale by now isn’t it ??? ;-)

That sandwich is gonna get rock-hard and/or moldy if you don’t eat it soon…

Anyone see that Simpson’s episode when Homer couldn’t throw the sandwich away even after it went horribly bad? I’m starting to get those vibes from this arc…