Close to Home by John McPherson for November 30, 2024

Really, it did wiggle! I had worms until heck wouldn’t have them!

I don’t have the nerve to make a joke about what Bleeb might see…after all, they are…pussycats!

One time, I accidently leaped a fence into a yard with SIX pit bulls! I eventually made them all run and hide, and only lost two of my lives!

Okay… you win!

So that’s what happens when cats get old, the bowls stay on the table.

I doubt ANYONE would put their kitty in an old cats home, however civilized it might look!!!

Any home is a rest home for any age of cat.

Tall tails.

What you once would feel ashamed about and get teased and ridiculed about, you now brag and even exaggerate about.

You fool, that was a Xenomorph.

All nine lives spent

topper

They don’t eat Friskies anymore, they eat Grumpies.

Now that’s something to be proud of.

Said the one arm fisherman!

Look out, Bleeb! These guys are a tough bunch. I can’t hear you. What? You say Cat’s Got Your Tongue?????? :)

and then his owner stepped on it- barefoot

Cats is disgusting with there hairy balls. Now I goes back to work licking my butt.

Rather nice of Bleeb to pay them a visit.