Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 22, 2024

Caulfield will also need to factor in the changes caused by the time lapse.

Cart, meet horse.

Smart move by Frazz?

I wonder if Caulfield could get his hands on a pulse ox meter used by the medical profession?

(Thinking of the animal, would the plural of “pulse ox” be “pulse oxen”?)

“Ox” is short for “oximeter”.

And he’s a janitor ?!?!

I am hoping for one of Frazz’s early morning runs on Day 5 of Yule. a/k/a xmas

A boy his age is even going to notice the wrapping?

Sounds like the whole study has a flaw. Just give the gifts to me and I will do it.

If it’s not on Strava, it never happened.

Sorry, Jef. I’ve never heard of Strava. And it takes more than an unfunny comic strip to make me want to google it.

I feel some sympathy already for those who give this kid gifts. And people thought I was a tool when I figured out Santa Claus as a kid.

I like the “credit on Strava” part of this.

You have to think thru the whole plan first, and then execute (and don’t forget to bury the bodies.)

I love Strava, bike, hike or run.

I sure hope that Frazz does an early morning run on YULE 5, a/k/a xmas

Might backfire if you get angry at something you don’t like, e.g., that kid in the LiMu commercial: “I got a bike (kick)”.

TIL “Strava.”