Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 22, 2024

Great. Now all I want is a Wendy’s Frosty!

… but eventually, she’ll melt in your tongue.

Where the cool guys hang.

I wonder what she would do for a Klondike Bar

“Hi, Dairy Queen, did you survive the Blizzard?”

“Fancy a 69, Wendy?” “Don’t you mean a 99?”

What a boring party, no one’s in a Good Humor.

And cue the rimshot monkeys!

McFlurry…so the Mickey D’s ice cream machine is actually working?! Gotta suspend disbelief here in comics land.

Is she naughty but ice?

DQ couldn’t make it, got caught in a blizzard.

I want Wendy’s Salted Caramel and their Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger for dinner. Classic Coke of course.

Soon the party was crashed by Fudgie the Whale. And the band that was supposed to entertain the gathering cancelled due to a lost Drumstick.

She would rather be with Big Mac.

She’s rather stand-offish, and won’t even shake.