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That’s your two bits, which means one quarter of a dollar. What can you do with two pennies? If you’re gonna use a cliched saying, at least say it correctly.
More_Cats_Than_Sense 4 months ago
“Money talks, but it don’t sing and dance and it can’t walk”
Kalkkuna 4 months ago
The first time I heard that joke, I kicked the slats out of my playpen.
tony_n_jen2003 4 months ago
When someone asks “A penny for your thoughts?” And you put your two cents in, someone is making a penny.
oakie9531 4 months ago
you’re just nickel and diming us now
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 4 months ago
…thereby proving that talk is cheap.
banjoAhhh! 4 months ago
Mr. Wiggly: I don’t see him unless he’s part of the cactus.
mokspr Premium Member 4 months ago
To coin a phrase, Weenus?
Aimless Melissa 4 months ago
That’s your two bits, which means one quarter of a dollar. What can you do with two pennies? If you’re gonna use a cliched saying, at least say it correctly.
JPuzzleWhiz 4 months ago
Pun Prison, Pun-itentiary and Dad Joke Jail must be full up…
christelisbetty 4 months ago
Don’t take any wooden nickels.