Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 27, 2024

Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.

A woman is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says “Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”

The woman starts crying, sobbing she says to her husband, “That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”

Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”

After a few minutes, the woman, still sobbing, asks, “How many is a Brazilian?”

In Viet Nam we all wanted to go to Australia. I never went nor did anybody I knew go, it is all we talked about. I think Viet Nam was safer

Of course the Taipan snake is from Australia. Where else would something that dangerous live.

And me thoughts Taipan was from Taiwan.

Wasn’t there a country song that mentions skydiving?

I guess the Brazilian Treehopper is lucky the balls aren’t on his chin.

I do say Australian are a hearty bunch to live there. The one reason I would never want to live in Australia is because of the venomous creatures, dangerous animals and venomous bugs.

How about the Russel’s Viper?

Huh huh huh… he said, “tiny hairy balls”, Beavis… Heh heh heh… yeah…

Does the most venomous mean produces the most venom, or its venom is most poisonous?

A FLORENCE, S.C. was bitten by his pet inland taipan and actually survived after two weeks in the hospital.

Those treehoppers could use a Brazilian.

A blonde and a brunette are sitting on a beach. The brunette turns to the blonde and says “”I slept with a Brazilian last night”. The blonde looks at her and says “ how many is a Brazilian?”

How do they determine the deadliest snake? Do they time it to see which victim dies the fastest?

WOW that was crazy about those Brazilian Treehoppers!

That treehopper is lucky. Some humans PAY to have hairy balls put on their heads….

That treehopper—there are aliens among us!

Timmy had been dating Joyce for almost 2 months and decided to tell his parents on Thanksgiving break.

When he tells his dad, he asks him “Wait a moment, is this Joyce, Susan’s girl?"

Timmy replied: “Yeah, Susan Thompson, that’s her mom, do you know her?”

His dad said after a deep sigh: “Well son, I’m afraid you can’t date her. See when I was younger I got around, if you know what I mean, and I was with Joyce’s mom around 9 months prior to her birth, so she most likely is your sister.”

Timmy was the very upset to hear this from his dad, and his mom noticed this. She asked what was going on and after much perseverance Timmy finally told her about this father’s tryst.

I was going to go skydiving once, many years ago. I was unsure if I’d like it and was wondering about it. What stopped me was, for some reason, my credit card wouldn’t go through on their website. I saw that as an “omen” and didn’t do it.