Kliban by B. Kliban for December 04, 2024

Past his “best before.”

Make it a “Jumbo Juice” smoothie.

Whenever I hear the Santana song about a Black Magic Woman, I always wonder if the word black is modifying the woman, the magic or both.

He’s wrong. The elephant got fresh with his trainer.

Kliban is among the funniest. Thank you Mrs K for allowing these to be re-run.

That’s a very tired looking elephant. I think it’s tapped out.

Is he Magritte?

The Redpublicans are trying to sell Humpity Trumpity as “all new” but he is not; just changed the words but the product still sucks!