Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 21, 2024

He could go with “Fleas a-leaping”, but that’s not a good Christmas present for a dog unless the fleas are in a jar.

I imagine the lords are leaping over doggy landmines.

Good food choices, Poncho! I like Goldfish crackers and collard greens, and turtle soup made right is divine.

Ain’t that the truth

How about 10 labs a leaping?

Seven spaniels swimming, six bassets baying…

Collard greens? I wouldn’t have thought that would be to Poncho’s (or most dog’s) liking. Even the turtle soup may be a stretch (for a dog).

Dogs eat collard greens ?

And all the birds in the original aren’t messy enough?

I always does. Still, we give out kibble to lazy wolves, so that’s not so bad.

I’m trying to imagine a good sound for Poncho’s singing voice!!

The Lords are leaping over Poo Poo’s …………… (sorry)

You’ve got that right …. Poncho … :)

And if you didn’t know the total amount of present you will recieve in the song “The Twelve Days Of Christmas” is 364 one for each day of the year Merry Christmas to you all

The number syllables for two of the “days” doesn’t fit well with the song. 4, 3 , and 2 are okay, but the other two are not. A better fit could be: … five gold fish, 4 …, 3 …, 2 …, and a partridge in a hounds mouth.

Humans ruin everything!