The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 06, 2024

The salt of the earth, again!!!

Oh no! He’s been a-salt-ed!

The snow man will soon be a " no" man!

Darn! When it rains, it pours.

Must be the way he wears his top hat, because he reminds me of W. C. Fields.

Del Boy would call him a one carrot plonker!

Fake news.

In the off-season, he’s a snail

A new weight loss program

It doesn’t work with snowmen. It melts them.

Salt also lowers the freezing temperature of water so he’s unchilling!

What a NaCl-head!

I remember salt tablets when I was growing up and playing sports. I was also taught that you shouldn’t drink water during a contest because it would give you cramps. Just put it in your mouth and spit it out.

Rock on!

Probably some snowman hater.

when it pours, he melts!

I’m melting … melting. Yes, kids, it lowers the melting point of ice, but it’s a whole different matter for slugs and their first cousins.

He’ll be brine.

It’s that new fad, Snow … Snow … Snow … Snowzempic

Well, drinking too much salt water will give you diarrhea, so…

Saw it on Tik Tok, must be true.