The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for December 09, 2024

Caution may cause temporary blindness.

From what I see, I wouldn’t want to see/look at it, either.

Looks kinda like creamed spinach—which I like (if there’s enough salt in it).

Then you cook!

She graduated suma-cum-losy from the Flo Capp culinary institute

Would even a starving optimistic optometrist eat that?

That fits those plastic recreations of meals they sometimes put at the entrance to restaurants.

I would just stop cooking for the guy.

The fork is so you don’t have to look at it.

Just stop cooking for him and give him PB&J

Hate those darn greens.

Years ago my wife took care of running a large home for an internationally known artist and he would send her to the kitchen and help the chef whenever she was done with her duties when he had guests so she can cook quite a variety of dishes mostly Mediterranean. I learned to cook out of necessity and I have a small number of dishes I do very well. You should try it sometime Leroy and take a break from her cooking.

Take it or leave grumpy old man.

Leroy: Can I have Chef Boyardee instead?