The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 29, 2024

And if the team refuses to voluntarily shuffle over and jump, there’s not a lot those two yo-yos can do about it

Illogical!!!

They will be synchronized for sure.

What happened? Did their show preempt the Boss’s football game?

This’ll teach youse guys!

There goes the Olympics team.

Yeah, my dad thinks synchronized swimming isn’t a real sport, either.

Чтобы вы знали, это любимый вид спорта Путина. Плавание с рыбками. (can you guess?)

Sick, warped, and hilarious.

Watch de cadence.

Decadence?

Youse trine ta be funny? Don’t get cold feet.

Meanwhile I’m swimming in debt!

Just noticed – each leg has its own block.

One must wonder what these ladies did that got the hackles up of the bosses.

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Not the most fit swim team. Do they synchronize ozempic injections too?

Maybe the boss could do something about synchronized Olympic ribbon twirling.

Wait Boys, have you no curiosity? What did that fin on the bottom of fishes evolve into on humans?

Now, that I might watch.

Are those supposed to be men or women in cement shoes? My eyes detect that the look rather busty to be men.

The team must have eaten all the cannolis….

Bada Bing Bada Bang……all gone!

I don’t want to see the medal ceremony.

Ugh. Ooh. Ew. And groan.

Um, the line is “SLEEPING with the fishes guys.”

Seems like a sick, anti-female Cartoon to me