Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 04, 2024

nice one Andy – now if only big clubs think of it that way, what a joy would it be to be watched

But won’t the fist-fights he gets with other players also cause delays??

Andy probably knows the players better than the coach does.

Priorities.

Are Brits heads really square in the back?

It’s always struck me odd the way the ‘new guys’ always illustrate the team standing behind each other in a line.

It would have driven me mad when l was a team leader if my shift stood like this as l was addressing them at the start of every shift! They obviously find it easier to draw figures this way.

I’m not up on British football. Don’t you need more than five players on the team?

All have their socks rolled down to their ankles except the little guy. second right, who has his rolled up to his knees; I wonder how he does that.

Is it me, or does the football strips look like prison garb?

Handy for the inevitable fights.

but it works well

Well, NOW they’ll make it go into double extra time, cuz they know Andy’ll be mooching.

So their team wears purple. I wonder what their nickname is. I’m sure their mascot is a pint of something.

A masterful game plan from Capp. I am sure he has a fine wager on the match as well.

Andy is the Fritzie Zivic of British rugby

Andy may not be motivating. But he is honest.

It’s the best you’ll get from Capp!

LOL our company in the army would do everything double time to get to the mess hall/tent. That was if we weren’t packing beer cans into the ends of our M72s, you had to check before firing.

I don’t know why he’s worried about it, he’ll be kicked off the the pitch in plenty of time to make it to the pub.

Andy is motivated to get drunk.

Lets maintain our priorities, last one to the pub buys.

I supposed he has already used the “we better win , or I’ll whop the lot of you” speech.