Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 04, 2024

Add some “Mucuslege” to tighten up.

Is this where the Santa from Crabgrass actually is?

Poor mental ‘elf’?

Until I was corrected, I thought it was a bowl full of chili. Then they made fun of me saying that chili doesn’t make any sense.

I see. What flavour of jelly?

Suck it up, sissy pants! You work one day a year!

(I know, I know… I’m goin’ on “The List”…)

It only shakes when he laughs. He should be more concerned about his need to smoke a pipe and about being plump and chubby.

shake, rattle and roll…

Like a duck on the pond……smooth as silk on top……pedaling like heck underneath!!!!!

Screw ball & chain link events. The ‘ho,’ guy belongs on the inside of a fenced yard.

Shake, shake, shake your booty…

Santa’s been worried ever since coming out of the Clauset.

Ahhhh, poor Santa!

Therapists are expensive. Santa should try Elf help.

He better not pout!

You should feel bad, going calling people hos.

or like jelloo ho ho ho!

It is coffee. Does it to me too. But, I can do tea and chocolate without getting jittery.

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!