Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for November 29, 2024

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago

    I could have used this holiday back when I was working my way through school at Sears. If you worked retail the worst day of the years was the day after Christmas. I didnā€™t mind the sales, but the returnsā€”ugh! So much paperwork!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hey, Iā€™m a customer, and while I may not be ā€œrightā€ 100% of the time, Iā€™m right 90% of the timeā€¦ and Iā€™m purty sure that means Iā€™m only wrong 12% of the time! So there!

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago
    Please Note: The next window is also the building Exit.
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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    The secret message here is take a flying leap and shove it! ā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø

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    ladykat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Tee hee.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    Time your returns just right and you can exchange what you donā€™t want for twice as much on clearance sales.(NEVER the day after Christmas.Plus someone elseā€™s return might be just what you wanted.)

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    Whichever you are,customer or clerk, just try to follow the ā€œGolden Rule.ā€ā€¦..Do unto others,as you want them To do unto you.

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    namelocdet  3 months ago

    I worked retail for YEARS. Unfortunately, companies that operated with the motto, ā€œThe Customer Is Always Rightā€, usually went out of business.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hilariousā€¦ā€¦.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    ā€œCustomer Nervousā€ instead of ā€œCustomer Service ā€œ ā€¦?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Hilarious because itā€™s true ā€“ on a number of levels!

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    davewhamond creator 3 months ago

    Sorry, we donā€™t do windows. (said at an Apple store?)

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    crazeekatlady  3 months ago

    Iā€™m always gifted things I donā€™t use, like tree ornaments, I donā€™t have a tree thanks to the cat getting tangled in the lights and dragging it through the house. Running out of curtain rods and lamp shades to hang them on. And they stay out all year around, or Iā€™d never see them ever again.

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    dbrucepm  3 months ago

    we have a customer that we donā€™t tell him he is wrong but we do tell him he is not quite right

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    anā€™ to add insult to injury, yer supposed to jumpā€¦ (or maybe that would be adding injury to insultā€¦!!)

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