Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 23, 2024

That way both of you are burned up…..

Just leave the past in the past.

Give him a box of Ex-Lax.

Do you really want fries with that?

The classic Mad Magazine revenge gift was a $5.00 chip to a Las Vegas casino. They’ll end up blowing far more on the trip and probably lose thier shirt gambling.

“Revenge is a dish best served cold,” and “Revenge is sweet.” Therefore, revenge must be ice cream!

Her glass disappears in the second panel and he suddenly has one. That’s a strange bar.

Get him an appointment book with the little tramps name filled in…

And with a stake.

Lab report positive for STD…

And cold, too!

Re marry him……

This will be an ex-cellent roast.

somebody send this one to Ca$h

Poor Roz. Everybody’s always bellied up to the bar but nobody’s got a nice thing to say.

A fate worse than death.

“You burned my heart. Now it’s my turn.”