Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for December 03, 2024

“The early bird gets the worm…

…But it’s the SECOND mouse that gets the cheese."

I’d rather have a worm.

Avocado’s cost too much…Mexico…tariffs…ya know.

Because the worm is tastier to the bird.

Don’t think he is trying to eat “healthy”!!!!!!!

That is one huge worm or a very tiny bird.

I hope that’s not the worm from “Rabbits Against Magic.” I like him.

Spare him he’s special, he’s a talking worm, even tells jokes.

I’ve never had it. What makes a smushed slab of avocado on toasted white bread so special? Best is egg salad made with a little mayo, celery salt, mustard powder, poultry seasoning, a chopped carrot, a chopped avocado, 2 chopped hard cooked eggs, served on toasted pumpernickel bread, with Weber’s horseradish mustard and lettuce.

Remember: The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm avoids the bird.

You’re toast.

Oh, come on Wheeler …… it’s the Christmas season …… give the worm a break ……. :)