Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for December 10, 2024

It would appear….that mistakes were made!

Never admit to a mistake. I meant to do that. Whatever the outcome is.

I once had a supervisor whose favorite line was “We’re on schedule… as per revised schedule.”

Exactly as planned. Yup, she’s a cat.

Newtons law: a body in motion tends to stay in motion in a straight line until acted upon by an outside force.

Wherever you land or end up is where you were meant to land or end up or be.

Always make it look deliberate :D.

Oops…forgot to fill the tank with water

Use the excuse of ‘there was a sudden gust of wind in mid-leap and that’s why I missed!’

“If”.

I saw a cat jump across a canal 10 feet into a hole that was just large enough for the cat to fit in.

I believe you meant Cat-culations.