Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 13, 2024

If he had eaten any he would die from poison.

Christmas cake, marinated in brandy..  don’t let anyone tell you it isn’t great

He obviously insulted her cooking, so she beaned him with it.

A fruitcake, wielded by a fruitcake.

Now it’s really a dead fruitcake.

The revenge of the fruitcake!

that is pretty blunt…

I had a small serving of Assumption Abbey Fruit Cake earlier in the week. It was very good; moist, light, not over spiced.

I’ve been reading so much fruitcake dissing online that I went and ordered 3 lbs of them and they are delicious.

I’ve never understood all the hate towards fruitcake, one that’s been around for years. Me, I like most of them. But not the ones that have been re-gifted from holidays some years ago.

Where is his mother or wife?

There couldn’t have been enough time to eat the evidence.

Roald Dahl thinks that it could have been a frozen leg of lamb.

That’s gonna be a tough case to crack.

… a saxophone.

my wife used to make the real mccoy, which was to die for!… (altho not like this guy…)

Somebody returned his gift, with extreme prejudice.

It could also be a frozen leg of lamb.

Oh, a FRUITCAKE joke!

It would kill a man twice after eatin’ a slice of Miss Fogarty’s Christmas cake.