Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for December 09, 2024

I got that beat, because I wear suspenders.

I have a Black Belt I got a Walmart.

“J.C. Penny. Three dollars. You like?” — Mr. Miyagi

Hiram’s a handyman (handygander)

maybe his tooblbelt is black

I got my belt a K-Mart. It broke the day after they closed the store.

Al Bundi can beat up John Wick, Jason Bourne and a lot of other Mofos out there.

Okay. Then MG’s guy won’t have to beat up yours.