F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 10, 2024

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    Seth down  2 months ago

    That is patently false!

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    xaingo  2 months ago

    Is the burglar in a trance?

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    wrloftis  2 months ago

    Schrodinger’s thoughts.

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    HarryLime  2 months ago

    That would be me. No gold, nor diamonds in my little lockbox … just my birth certificate and my life insurance forms. Now, where did I hide the key?

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  2 months ago

    I can keep MY intellectual property in a thimble! ba dum tssh!

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    abennett Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s a crypto and NFT safe. ;)

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    mokspr Premium Member 2 months ago

    “This baseball bat on the other hand…”

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    Mine weighs as much as I do and it is bolted to the wall. Passport, Citizenship papers, Birth certificate, jewelry and lead.

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