Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 14, 2024

Udderly ridiculous!

Cowabungle.

You may still cry over a broken bottle of booze.

If your cows are leaky, they need to see a veterinarian immediately.

“Leaky cows.”

Were those discovered in Olduvai Gorge?

I’m udder~ly clueless how to fix “that” kind of leak!

Best solution I can come up with is put a bucket underneath to catch what leaks out!

Such a Mooooooving sentiment!

Cats say that and then lap it up.

After the first milking, you have to tip them.

“I read an interesting book about bovines jumping off bridges with elastic cords tied to them.”

“What’s the title?”

“Cowabungee…”

( ͡   ͚ ͚ʖ ͡  )

Snerk!

coffee ALL OVER THE PLACE !!!!!!!!!!! SNORT SNORT

great band name… The Leaky Cows

Leaky udders can be a symptom of health issues.

Don’t cry for me Angus-tina …!

( moo – booo )